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Back to WWE’s mostly competent main roster brand, it’s time for everyone’s favorite PPV, Money in the Bank!

WWE Blue Women’s Championship
Naomi (c) vs. Lana


So, we know Naomi is about three changes away from being a worthwhile performer, but our only knowledge of Lana’s ability to wrestle is an awful performance in a meaningless preshow match. So, now she gets a title match for NO REASON? Fuck off! Get that title onto Becky or Carmella ASAP so the Smackdown’s women’s division can stop being a mess.

Prediction: Lana

WWE Blue World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Usos (c) vs. The New Day

This match should be great. I’m waffling on who is going to win.

Prediction: The New Day

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Becky Lynch vs. Carmella vs. Tamina vs. Natalya vs. Charlotte


Gotta love that first Women’s MITB just in time for dumpster fire Charlotte to win, right? I really hope they’re intelligent enough to give Becky or Carmella the win because when the briefcase is used, you want people to actually react to it – and if Charlotte comes out it’s just going to be to groans and crickets. Besides, everyone knows she’s a walking MITB case and can get a title whenever she wants.

Prediction: Charlotte

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
A.J. Styles vs. Kevin Owens vs. Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Baron Corbin vs. Sami Zayn vs. Dolph Ziggler


This will be great, and the only way they could fail is to have it go to Dolph.

Prediction: Baron Corbin

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Randy Orton


LOL.

Prediction: Jinder Mahal

Review Sunday.

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