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PPVs every two weeks now, apparently. Oh the joy. At least this is a Smackdown one, and at least I’m going to it. That and NXT the night before. And I’m looking forward to most of the matches on both.

Luke Harper vs. Erick Rowan

Hey Luke Harper made the card, hurray! They had a chance to do big things with him and didn’t. I am so disappointed. Instead they might be pushing the trash of the Wyatt Family.

Prediction: Erick Rowan

Sami Zayn vs. Baron Corbin

Not too much to talk about here because the match was just made, but I would hope that Corbin would win this.

Prediction: Baron Corbin

Becky Lynch, Naomi, and Charlotte vs. Carmella, Natalya, and Tamina

The Smackdown women’s division is a mess. There’s Becky Lynch and then there’s…….Well, basically nobody. Carmella is the second best but she’s nowhere near Becky. Naomi is three things away from being worth watching. And the rest are trash. So, go Becky. And just Becky. Fuck the rest.

Prediction: Becky Lynch, Naomi, and Charlotte

Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Dolph Ziggler

They finally call up Shinsuke and….stick him with Dolph. Hurray?

Prediction: Shinsuke Nakamura

WWE Blue World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Usos (c) vs. Breezango


Really looking forward to this. I really hope Breezango wins but I don’t foresee that happening.

Prediction: The Usos

WWE U.S. Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. A.J. Styles


This match should be great. I’m hoping this feud lasts a while, and for now I hope the Face of America keeps the belt.

Prediction: Kevin Owens

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Randy Orton (c) vs. Jinder Mahal


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They think anyone is going to care about this. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They think that if Jinder randomly wins a match after being buried for ages I’m going to accept him as credible! They think that because Jinder legit injured someone he should be pushed! They think that if they piss test him they won’t find he’s on roids! They think this is going to go on in Chicago and not get CM Punk chants! (I mean I won’t be saying it, but still.) They think I’m going to boo him for being diverse! They think that I’m one of those 62 million people who are frightened by diversity, and that Chicago fans will be too – even though like any place worth living, Chicago is a liberal city! LMAO. Go home with your xenophobia………….headlock.

Prediction: Randy Orton

So, review on Sunday as always.

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!bye

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