Blah. So, that show happened. And I really don’t care. I’ll be honest with you, after the first match I barely paid attention to the next two matches and I missed the end of the Women’s match but I don’t care enough after the rest of this show to go back and watch before I review.
Kevin Owens vs. Chris Jericho for the U.S. Title opened. And it wasn’t a bad match. But – why the fuck did Owens lose? Jericho literally leaves in five days. So, he’s just going to lose it back on Tuesday. Or lose it to AJ. So what’s the point?
Neville retained the Cruiserweight Championship because of a DQ. Why is this feud continuing?
The Hardys retained the Tag Titles and then Cesaro turned heel. WHY THE FUCK DID CESARO TURN HEEL?
Alexa Bliss won the WWE Women’s Championship which is great – that’s the right call.
The House of Horrors thing was absolute trash. The pretaped stuff was boring – what about it screamed “horrors?” It was just a house. Literally just a house. And they showed back up later to end the match in the ring, and Wyatt only won because of Mahal. It was just awful. WWE – this was you trying to copy the Final Deletion, and you just prove that you shouldn’t have bothered. The Final Deletion was dumb as fuck and shouldn’t have been copied to begin with.
Seth Rollins defeated Samoa Joe in a good match. Nothing to say.
Braun Strowman defeated Roman Reigns so that’s good. Hurray!
Overall Grade: C-
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