Well, Payback 2017 is upon us. And, honestly, while I don’t think the show is going to be bad – if you look at the card, there’s really not a bad match on it – but I’m still not super hyped. It’s probably because that Raw as a whole is so bad that even though these matchups are all good, there’s just not much I’m really excited for. Some of it is predictability, some of it is just Raw is bad.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Neville (c) vs. Austin Aries

Not much to say about this. It should be good like their first match was, although if they didn’t put the belt on Aries at Mania, I don’t see why they would now.

Prediction: Neville

WWE World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Hardy Boyz (c) vs. Cesaro and Sheamus

Again, this should be good. I don’t see why the Hardys would lose the titles so quickly after getting the pop they did at Mania.

Prediction: The Hardy Boyz

WWE Women’s Championship
Bayley (c) vs. Alexa Bliss

You know what? I love Bayley and I’ve been waiting for Sasha to turn heel, but have Alexa win. Hell, have Sasha turn heel and cost Bayley the title.

Prediction: Alexa Bliss

WWE U.S. Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Chris Jericho

Jericho is done after this so it’s pretty obvious that the Face of America is retaining.

Prediction: Kevin Owens

Seth Rollins vs. Samoa Joe

This should be good. I wish Rollins could go back to the Curbstomp. Please?

Prediction: Seth Rollins

House of Horrors Match
Randy Orton vs. Bray Wyatt

Until I realized this was nontitle, I thought Wyatt had no chance. And while I still think it’d be weird that Wyatt might beat the WWE champion and then that’s it for this feud – they’re already building Orton’s next opponent. (We’ll get to that in a later post.) But, they’re doing everything they can in the promotion of it to make you forget he’s the champion, aren’t they? It’s not for the belt. Mahal stole the belt on Tuesday so he’s not going to have the belt Sunday. Hell, look at this image above this – he isn’t holding it. Every other champion is holding their title in these images, aren’t they? They want you to forget that he’s the champ so when he loses you aren’t like – he just pinned the champ! I’m going with Bray, but I could totally see that being wrong.

Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman

Braun gets to win this time, right? Right?? RIGHT????

Prediction: Roman Reigns

Anyways, review Sunday.

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