We’re all on the fast lane to hell, so there’s no reason Raw’s PPV should be any different. There’s like, one match I’m looking forward to on this entire show and that’s about it.

Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax
Apparently this match is happening again so we can continue to wish Sasha was the champion while Nia continues the push she doesn’t deserve.

Prediction: Nia Jax

WWE Cruiswerweight Championship
Neville (c) vs. Jack Gallagher

I know I should be paying attention to the cruiserweights now but considering I hate Raw so much, I have so little time for the show and I still just skip these matches because WWE hasn’t done enough to show that they actually care about them.

Prediction: Neville

WWE World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Club (c) vs. SAWFT

Apparently this match is happening. I guess that’s cool?

Prediction: The Club

Roman Reigns vs. Braun Strowman
So this is where Undertaker shows up and costs Reigns the match right?

Prediction: Braun Strowman

WWE Women’s Championship
Bayley (c) vs. Charlotte

WAIT? You mean Charlotte lost the title in the main event of Raw?? THAT TOTALLY NEVER HAPPENS!!! Charlotte wins, rinse, repeat. If there isn’t a Sasha heel turn on this show it’s almost a complete waste of a show.

Prediction: Charlotte

Sami Zayn vs. Samoa Joe
As far as matches go, this one is really the only one I’m looking forward to. Obviously this was supposed to be Rollins but hopefully he’ll still be able to go at Mania. But this will definitely be the best quality match on the show.

Prediction: Samoa Joe

WWE Universal Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Goldberg

So obviously Goldberg is winning and that’s a travesty. But logically should he? Brock hates him so Brock should cost him the belt. But Brock should want the belt so he shouldn’t do it. Jericho should want to cost Owens the belt too, but Jericho should also want the belt, so shouldn’t he still help Owens so he can get the belt at Mania?

Prediction: Goldberg

That’s it. Review Sunday.

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