As we get closer and closer to both WrestleMania and hell, we get WWE’s show that had to be renamed in Germany because it sounded too much like a horror of their past, and now we can only hope that kind of thing doesn’t happen here.

Nikki Bella vs. Natalya
Easily the most irrelevant match on this show. WWE is trying to torture me by having two of the three women on their show that I don’t actually like face each other – and somehow they think I’m going to cheer one over the other. Instead I’m just going to laugh at them for being failures.

Prediction: Nikki Bella

Apollo Crews and Kalisto vs. Dolph Ziggler
It feels good to care about Dolph again. But he’d better win to make the heel turn make sense.

Prediction: Dolph Ziggler

WWE Blue Women’s Championship
Alexa Bliss (c) vs. Naomi

Somehow they plucked Naomi out of obscurity again and somehow got her a title match because Alexa had nothing else to do on this show. Alexa wins, moving on.

Prediction: Alexa Bliss

Tag Team Turmoil Match for the WWE Blue World Tag Team Championship
(c) American Alpha (c) vs. The Usos vs. The Ascension vs. Tyler Breeze and Fandango vs. The Vaudevillains vs. Heath Slater and Rhyno
This should be fun, but the only proper solution is Alpha retaining and then the Revival show up, or they’re a mystery final team and win them off Alpha

Prediction: American Alpha

Luke Harper vs. Randy Orton
I really hope Luke wins this match and finds his way into the title match at Mania.

Prediction: Randy Orton

Becky Lynch vs. Mickie James
Three one on one women’s matches on the main show, all with reasons to happen even if one doesn’t really belong, so props to Smackdown. This should be a Mania match, but since it isn’t, Becky pretty much has to win this. Since there’s no logical reason for Alexa to drop the belt here, Becky needs to win and face Becky again and Mickie in a triple threat.

Prediction: Becky Lynch

Elimination Chamber Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
John Cena (c) vs. A.J. Styles vs. Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt vs. Baron Corbin vs. The Miz
This match should be great. It’s pretty stacked. I really want A.J. to regain the belt, but hey, at least Wyatt’s getting a title he should’ve had by now.

Prediction: Bray Wyatt

Review Sunday as always.

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