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Because that’s what we all need – ANOTHER PPV!

Big Cass vs. Rusev
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This is a match that’s happening. Not that I’m paying attention to this feud, because once I see naked Enzo walking around I’m done. And then all of the misogyny that followed can go fuck itself. WHAT ABOUT THIS AM I SUPPOSED TO CARE ABOUT? WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO CHEER ENZO WHEN HE’S HITTING ON A MARRIED WOMAN?

Prediction: Rusev

Sami Zayn vs. Braun Strowman
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WHY IS MICK FOLEY HELL BENT ON NOT ALLOWING A TRAINED PRO WRESTLER NOT FIGHT ANOTHER TRAINED PRO WRESTLER? WHY IS WWE TOUTING THE WOMEN’S REVOLUTION THEN TRYING TO MAKE SAMI ZAYN FEEL PATHETIC WHEN BEING CALLED AN EQUAL TO EVA MARIE? (I mean, I know it’s Eva Marie, but act like you’ve been there. You just showed the audience that a man should feel pathetic when being called an equal to a woman, so fuck off.) AND I WANT ZAYN ON SMACKDOWN ANYWAY! FUCK!

Prediction: Braun Strowman (after the 10 minute mark)

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Rich Swann (c) vs. T.J. Perkins vs. Brian Kendrick

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I’m not really paying attention to the Cruiserweights outside of 205 Live. No need to watch it on Raw. Rich Swann is great!

Prediction: Rich Swann

WWE World Tag Team Championship
(c) The New Day (c) vs. Cesaro and Sheamus

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New Day broke the record so they’re losing the belts to this sad excuse of a team that shouldn’t exist. Cesaro to Smackdown please.

Prediction: Cesaro and Sheamus

Seth Rollins vs. Chris Jericho
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Don’t really have anything to say about this.

Prediction: Seth Rollins

WWE Universal Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Roman Reigns

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WHY DOES ROMAN NOT HAVE TO DEFEND HIS TITLE?

Prediction: Roman Reigns by DQ

30 Minute Ironwoman match for the WWE Women’s Championship
Sasha Banks (c) vs. Charlotte

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Sigh.

You know what, just read this: https://mzrc.wordpress.com/2016/11/30/the-skys-the-limit/

Then watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmJrUe2pYK4&t=0s

So, I have to ask, WWE – you’re going to fuck me over again, right?

You are, aren’t you?

Even though you put a Halestorm song in the buildup video, you’re going to have the nerve to fuck me over AGAIN, aren’t you?

Yea, you’re going to fuck me over.

Prediction: Charlotte

Fuck this company.

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!bye

-Mzrc-

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