Raw can go fuck itself.
Why do they think we want thirty minutes of Roman Reigns fighting Rusev again? Fast forwarded through that shit.
New Day presumably beat the Club again, so that was a waste.
Mick Foley is begging the crowd to accept Cesaro and Sheamus as a tag team and they will NEVER do that. GO FUCK YOURSELVES.
Fuck, the debate probably would’ve been more entertaining to watch and debates are completely pointless! One side’s going to say their side won and vote for them, and the other will say their side won and vote for them, so who cares! What a waste of everyone’s time. As if people writing their opinions about politics could ever change someone else’s! It’s the internet!
Anyways. Swann and Cedric had a fun match against Drew Gulak and Lince Dorado.
Sasha gets a title match next week that will be interfered with by Dana.
Bayley won a squash match.
TJ Perkins fought Tony Nese and the crowd can go fuck itself with their CM Punk chants.
Also this is the second time I’ve seen a sign that mentioned Harambe and these people need to go fuck themselves who keep bringing this up in memes. Shut the fuck up and go away.
Jeri-KO highlight reel was the only entertaining part of the show. And then they beat SAWFT.
Smackdown on the other hand was quite good.
The theme of the night was Orton going around backstage trying to find Bray Wyatt and it was basically a horror movie, only entertaining. Bray beat down Orton when Orton finally found him.
Miz and Ziggler had a good segment. Dolph’s putting his career on the line for the IC Title apparently.
If Nikki Bella was willing to put people over a year ago Paige would have been champion, not following Del Bitchbag all over the place, and being used properly. Instead Carmella gets to beat Nikki over and over and something is off with that, even though it’s good for Carmella.
Naomi needs to stop that entrance immediately.
Usos and Ascension beat Heath and Rhyno and American Alpha.
Alexa beat down Becky on the top of the ramp.
AJ defeated Dean to retain the title in a really good match with some interference from Cena. It was a really good ending I thought.
#LaterMarks #ButImNotWrong #LunaticFringe #StraightEdgeMeansImBetterThanYou #FollowTheBuzzards #IAmTheEaterOfWorlds #WalkWithTheReapers #AJIsTheBestDivaInTheWorld #PaigeIsTheBloodyDivasChampion #InZayn #BalorClub #SashasTheBoss #FightOwensFight #BecauseHesAFatherDamnit #WelcomeToTheWasteland #SAWFT #BayleysGonnaHugYou #JoeIsGonnaKillYou #ReadyWillingAndGable #BAMF #BlissedOff #SAVE_US #JerichoInventedEverything #NewDayWillFightYourChildren #CeroMiedo #SamoaJoeHasAn8AndaThirdPercentChance #ReyIsLifeReyIsLove #BaddestBitchInTheBuilding #CesaroSection #JohnnyRudo #SuicidalAngel #ImNotAManImAMachine #IsItOctoberYet?