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Well, that was a PPV, apparently. And yet, I remain uninspired. Raw just annoys me these days and nothing excites me. This show, while solid, didn’t do it any favors. No bad matches, but nothing worth writing home about. Here’s a very uninspired review:

The New Day retained the Tag Titles against the Club in a decent match, but they won after Woods hits someone from the Club with the trombone – so the faces cheated to win so why should I root for them?

Rating: **1/2

T.J. Perkins retained the Cruiserweight Championship against Brian Kendrick in a really good match. I would probably call this the best match of the show. Great action.

Rating: ***1/2

Cesaro and Sheamus had a solid match until Cesaro nearly killed himself and then it ended in a No Contest which was absolute bullshit.

Rating: DUD (No contest = absolutely unacceptable)

Chris Jericho defeated Sami Zayn in a good match. Hurray!

Rating: ***

Charlotte continues to sadly be the Women’s Champion after retaining against Sasha and Bayley AND NO ONE CARED. ALSO CHARLOTTE CAN NOT BEAT PEOPLE WITH BIG BOOTS. A BIG BOOT IS NOT HER FINISHER AND BAYLEY WOULD NEVER, EVER BE PINNED BY A BIG BOOT. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY.

Rating: ***

Roman Reigns won the U.S. Title and no one cared. “Being punished.”

Rating: **

Kevin Owens retained the Universal Championship after a plethora of bad booking ruined a really good match.

Rating: ***

Snore.

Overall Grade: C-

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-Mzrc-

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