What a difference a month makes. Somehow, I can come up here and tell you that I’ve enjoyed the past four Raws in a row. It’s a weird world we live in. They haven’t been perfect shows, but I’ve liked all of them. Unfortunately the loss of Seth Rollins will only be able to be covered up for so long, and I don’t expect it to last. But let’s enjoy this while we can.
A Traditional Five on Five Elimination Match is scheduled for the show, but no participants have been announced so I can’t tell you anything about it.
Dolph Ziggler vs. Tyler Breeze
So Dolph Ziggler faces Dolph Ziggler in a match to see who can be the next Dolph Ziggler? I mean, Tyler was essentially the Dolph of NXT. They even look similar. They both do superkicks. They both job a lot. The winner will be the one who wants to job least.
Prediction: Tyler Breeze
Undertaker and Kane vs. Bray Wyatt and Braun Strowman
This has no business being a two on two match. There’s no reason this shouldn’t be a survivor series match with Sting and Finn Balor too. And even if it isn’t, it should be Harper instead of Strowman. The Wyatts should win…..But they won’t.
Prediction: Undertaker and Kane
WWE Second Rate Women’s Championship
Charlotte (c) vs. Paige
Wait…… A WOMEN’S FEUD ON THE MAIN ROSTER PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO? It’s like it’s a surprise that once you remove the Bellas from the equation and let the big girls do the work that people suddenly care. Huh. Weird. Anyways, so happy they got the final segment on Raw. And no, I don’t give a single fuck if Ric or his wife wasn’t contacted about the content of the segment because WHO FUCKING CARES? If Charlotte wasn’t ok with it it wouldn’t have been done. It’s a wrestling angle. Quit your bitching and your fake outrage because they mentioned a dead person – people don’t become infallible and untouchable once they’re dead. Grow up. This also isn’t Saraya Jade-Bevis insulting Ashley Fliehr about her dead brother, this is Paige insulting Charlotte. Two different things. I still kind of hope Paige wins.
Tournament Semifinals + Finals for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Dean Ambrose vs. Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns vs. Alberto Del Rio
So the four that everyone predicted has reached the final four. No surprise there. And, not going to lie, this has been talked to death. Basically, it’s coming down to Ambrose vs. Reigns, and then it’s “Who turns heel?” The right thing to do is have Reigns turn heel and win. Then have Ambrose chase him, win the Rumble, and the title at Mania. I’m fine with Ambrose winning. I’m fine with Owens winning. I’m fine with Reigns winning if he turns heel. Del Rio can fuck off. No one missed him.
Prediction: Dean Ambrose over Kevin Owens
Prediction: Roman Reigns over Alberto Del Rio
Prediction: Roman Reigns over Dean Ambrose
Overall I’m definitely looking forward to this show, moreso than most from this year.
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