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Hell in a Cell 2015
Who’s excited?? Anyone? No? Well then.

WWE World Tag Team Championship
(c) New Day (c) vs. The Dudley Boyz

New Day vs. The Dudley Boyz
So tell me, why isn’t this a tables match? Listen, I love the New Day and I love the Dudleyz, but the feud, like many others in the company, just refuses to escalate. Once you have a match that ends in DQ, the next match CANNOT be a regular match, it has to NOT have DQ a possibility. It doesn’t necessarily have to be just No DQ, but you can’t have normal match after normal match. That’s not how it (wrestling) works. That’s not how any of this works. So are the Dudleyz going to win, or are we just going to get another damn DQ??

Prediction: The Dudley Boyz

WWE Second Rate Women’s Championship
Charlotte (c) vs. Nikki Bella

Charlotte vs. Nikki Bella
So has there really been any build to this specific match since then actually between these two? It seems like the entire thing is on the Paige heel turn which happened and it was awesome and then they almost immediately screwed that up by having her continue to lose to Natalya and Nikki and anyone. Nikki’s beaten some random people. Charlotte lost to a Brie Bella Missile Dropkick, and NO ONE LOSES TO A MISSILE DROPKICK. NO ONE. IT WAS DUMB THE ONLY OTHER TIME IT HAPPENED IN THE FIRST ELIMINATION CHAMBER AT SURVIVOR SERIES 2002, AND IT WAS DUMB NOW. CHARLOTTE.LOST.TO.A.MISSILE.DROPKICK. A.BRIE.BELLA.MISSILE.DROPKICK. A.JOBBER.MISSILE.DROPKICK. THE.CHAMPION.LOST.TO.A.JOBBER.MISSILE.DROPKICK. DO YOU GET IT THAT SHE LOST TO A MISSILE DROPKICK YET? Yea, good. A missile fucking dropkick. Is this just going to be a match or is it going to be a shitshow filled with run ins?

Prediction: Charlotte

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. Ryback
Kevin Owens vs. Ryback
Surprisingly not a bad match at Night of Champions, hopefully that carries over. Owens to retain.

Prediction: Kevin Owens

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Kane

Seth Rollins vs. Kane
NO ONE FUCKING CARES. I CARE SO MUCH THAT I PUT IT HALFWAY THROUGH THE PREDICTIONS!

Prediction: Seth Rollins

WWE U.S. Championship
John Cena (c) vs. ???

John Cena's U.S. Title Open Challenge
So who’s it going to be? Dean Ambrose? Daniel Bryan? Let’s pray no Big Show. Finn Balor? Samoa Joe? Regardless of who it is, if Cena’s taking time off, he can’t take the belt with him so he’s losing it.

Prediction: ???

Hell in a Cell Match
Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt

Roman Reigns vs. Bray Wyatt
I’d say for as long as their feud has been that it’s worthy of a cell, the problem is that it’s been a boring feud of tag match after tag match after tag match. The Battleground match was good. But once they kept adding people, it’s not really a feud between these two anymore is it? So going back down to one on one now is a bit silly. They literally kept telling the entire story of this feud almost every week on Raw to the point where we (myself included) “Boring’d” Roman a couple Raws ago in Chicago. AND THE BEST PART? A Hell in a Cell Match is to keep Bray’s family out of it, right? RIGHT???? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THE CELL WILL KEEP BRAY’S CRONIES OUT WHEN THE CELL COULDN’T KEEP BRAY OUT OF IT LAST FUCKING YEAR??? HE SHOWED UP IN THE MIDDLE OF AMBROSE VS ROLLINS AND COST AMBROSE THE MATCH! Oh, and the kicker? MICHAEL COLE EVEN MENTIONED THIS A COUPLE WEEKS AGO! WHAT.THE.FUCK. So this feud will probably continue! Or Reigns will superhuman through all of them!

Prediction: Roman Reigns

Hell in a Cell Match
Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar

Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar
You can’t say this feud isn’t worthy of the Cell. It’s too bad they had one in 2002 that will be so much better than this one can ever hope to be. Let’s hope they do the right thing and have Brock win, let’s hope that Taker doesn’t die, and let’s be thankful they’re doing this now and not at WrestleMania 32.

Prediction: Brock Lesnar

CHARLOTTE LOST TO A FUCKING MISSILE DROPKICK.

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!bye

-Mzrc-

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