Money in the Bank 2015

Let me ask you guys something…. Does anyone really care? I mean, this is the third PPV in four weeks. And yes, one of them was good, but that one wasn’t even supposed to exist. WWE has way too much programming for its own good. Sure, there’s several matches on here that will be good, but I’d like some time to breathe and anticipate between shows. Not only that, but this Money in the Bank. I’m supposed to be excited for this show because it’s Money in the Bank. But the MITB ladder match to me is kind of eh. I’m already going to be feeling nervous/anticipatory all of Sunday while waiting to see if my Blackhawks will either be able to win the Cup on Monday or if necessary, stave off elimination and force a game 7, depending on what happens in game 5 on Saturday – this show’s already got that angst to overcome. It needs to deliver.

Preshow Match
R-Truth vs. Bad News Barrett

R-Truth vs. Bad News Barrett
Why? Just why? LET’S MAKE BARRETT KING OF THE RING!!! *Puts Barrett on pre-show vs. R-Truth.* WTF. Barrett’s clearly never going to be anything the way they’re wasting him with this kind of trash. At this point he’s better off just finding another place to work, which is sad since I’ve always liked him.

Prediction: R-Truth

WWE World Tag Team Championship
(c) New Day (c) (Big E and Xavier Woods) vs. Prime Time Players

New Day vs. Prime Time Players
Really? The Prime Time Players? Really? NO ONE CARES. TITUS IS AWFUL. HE THINKS HE’S A SEAL. They were a team. They sucked. They broke up. No one cared. They did nothing for a year. No one missed them. They got back together. No one cared. And you have actual good teams like Lucha Dragons and Ascension and the Reapers and Uppercats and you give the title show to Prime Time Players? Lol ok.

Prediction: New Day

WWE Third Rate Women’s Championship
Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige

Nikki Bella vs. Paige
The point of this match is to finally end this god awful title reign, right? Right?? RIGHT???? I mean, if they weren’t going to finally give Paige her title back, they wouldn’t be having this match, right? I mean, Nikki won the triple threat. And then she cheated to beat Paige the next night. So the only reason to have this match now is for her to finally lose, otherwise she’d have just won clean the night after Chamber. That is right, right? This bullshit title reign is over? It better be.

Prediction: Paige

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Ryback (c) vs. Big Show

Ryback vs. Big Show
I mean, it’s bad enough that Ryback’s the IC Champion, but you think the best choice for his first opponent is Big Show? What are you smoking? Piss break.

Prediction: Ryback

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
Dolph Ziggler vs. Roman Reigns vs. Neville vs. Kane vs. Sheamus vs. Randy Orton vs. Kofi Kingston

Money in the Bank Ladder Match
I love how they showed the six people in the match at Chamber and said more would be announced for the match, and then only put in Kane who has no chance in hell. Adding Kane is basically adding no one. Is there really anyone in this match who has a chance of winning besides Roman Reigns? I mean, I’m ok with Reigns winning it, but I’d at least like the idea that others have a chance. GO DOLPH.

Prediction: Roman Reigns

John Cena vs. Kevin Owens
John Cena vs. Kevin Owens
So can Cena cut a promo without burying his opponent and without mentioning kids with cancer? It seems like no. I guess if this feud is continuing Cena has to win, but I’d prefer a Cena by DQ to be how it ends. Or he eats a powerbomb to the apron. One of the two.

Prediction: John Cena

Ladder Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Dean Ambrose

Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose
Now that Rollins has made a stink about being able to win without help I fully expect him to retain, unless the Authority somehow screws him. Or distracts him. Either way I hope this match is on the level of their Falls Count Anywhere match or the Hell in a Cell Match.

Prediction: Seth Rollins

Anyways, reviews Sunday as always.

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