WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2018 Review, Comments, Etc.

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Well, TLC is in the books and I would say that for the most part, I enjoyed it. It was overbloated and some of the matches should have been removed, but ultimately I enjoyed it.

Buddy Murphy retained the Cruiserweight Title in a good match against Cedric Alexander and it should have been on the main show. Thankfully Elias vs. Bobby Lashley was on the preshow because that was bad.

The show opened with the Mixed Match Challenge finals and R-Truth and Carmella won as expected in an alright match.

Rating: **

The first significant match was The Bar defeating The Usos and The New Day in a good match to retain the tag team championship. That being said, it wasn’t on the level of matches these teams have had in the past.

Rating: ***

Braun Strowman defeated Baron Corbin in a TLC match where a bunch of other people beat up Baron for Braun with chairs before Braun just pinned him. It was more of a segment than a match.

Rating: N/A

Natalya unfortunately defeated Ruby Riott in a decent tables match. It was a little slow and clunky and the wrong person won, but other than that it was enjoyable.

Rating: **1/2

Finn Balor then defeated Drew McIntyre in a good match which was probably the first real highlight of the show. Don’t really know why Dolph needed to help Finn but at least Drew’s protected.

Rating: ***1/2

Rey Mysterio defeated Randy Orton in a boring chairs match.

Rating: *

Ronda Rousey defeated Nia Jax in a garbage match to retain the Women’s Championship. Let’s get Nia out of the title match. Also every single person who chanted “This is awesome” is banned from future events.

Rating: DUD

Daniel Bryan defeated A.J. Styles in a really good match to retain the WWE Championship. Definitely the best men’s match on the show.

Rating: ****

Dean Ambrose defeated Seth Rollins for the Intercontinental Championship in an average match. Literally all of their other matches were better. This got “This is boring” chants from a crowd that gave Nia vs. Ronda “This is awesome” chants. Glad Dean won even though his character is awful.

Rating: **

And finally, Asuka defeated Becky Lynch and Charlotte to win the Women’s Championship in a really good TLC. I was very happy that Becky and Asuka got to main event a PPV – a dual branded one no less – they absolutely deserve it. Also, if Becky has to lose to move on to Ronda at Mania Asuka is the absolute best choice to have win it from Becky. Watch this match.

Rating: ****

Overall it was kind of an average show with three highlights. Becky/Asuka/Charlotte, Bryan/Styles, and Balor/McIntyre.

Overall Grade: C+

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WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2018 Final Card and Results

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Triple Threat TLC Match for the WWE Blue Women’s Championship
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Asuka vs. Charlotte
My Winner: Becky Lynch or Asuka
Probable Winner: Charlotte
Winner, and NEW WWE Blue Women’s Champion, Asuka

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. A.J. Styles
My Winner: Daniel Bryan
Probable Winner: Daniel Bryan
Winner, and still WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Daniel Bryan

Finn Balor vs. Drew McIntyre
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Drew McIntyre
Winner: Finn Balor

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Dean Ambrose
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Dean Ambrose
Winner, and new WWE Intercontinental Champion, Dean Ambrose

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Blue World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Bar (c) vs. The Usos vs. The New Day
My Winners: The Usos
Probable Winners: The Bar
Winners, and still WWE Blue World Tag Team Champions, The Bar

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Cedric Alexander
My Winner: Buddy Murphy
Probable Winner: Buddy Murphy
Winner, and still WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Buddy Murphy

Tables Match
Ruby Riott vs. Natalya
My Winner: Ruby Riott
Probable Winner: Natalya
Winner: Natalya

Mixed Match Challenge Finals
R-Truth and Carmella vs. Jinder Mahal and Alicia Fox
My Winners: R-Truth and Carmella
Probable Winners: R-Truth and Carmella
Winners: R-Truth and Carmella

Chairs Match
Randy Orton vs. Rey Mysterio
My Winner: Meh
Probable Winner: Randy Orton
Winner: Rey Mysterio

TLC Match
Braun Strowman vs. Baron Corbin
My Winner: Meh
Probable Winner: Braun Strowman
Winner: Braun Strowman

Ladder Match
Elias vs. Bobby Lashley
My Winner: Elias
Probable Winner: Elias
Winner: Elias

WWE Women’s Championship
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Nia Jax
My Winner: Sasha Banks, Bayley, or Ember Moon
Probable Winner: Ronda Rousey
Winner, and still WWE Women’s Champion, Ronda Rousey

WWE TLC: Tables, Ladders, and Chairs 2018 Predictions, Comments, Etc.

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Well, it’s finally here – the final PPV of 2018, and the final PPV before the start of the road to WrestleMania. I look at this card and I both see a solid card and an overbloated card. Yes, it can somehow be both. That’s because while there are a number of quality matches on this card, there are twelve matches in total and you’re bloating the card with about five unnecessary matches that will take away time from the good ones. That and half of the PPV themed stipulation matches are for the matches that don’t make sense to have them. So, while there are a number of good matches, there’s plenty that doesn’t make any sense. I’m going to go through this show from matches that are the least important on this show to the highest, as far as I’m concerned.

WWE Women’s Championship
Ronda Rousey (c) vs. Nia Jax


Absolutely no one cares. Nia Jax’s “facebreaker” heat has worn off almost as instantly as she acquired it because she’s an awful talent that doesn’t know what to do with it. Now she’s just some weird psycho screaming in the middle of promos because she doesn’t know how to cut a promo. I mean, we all know that in the whole Sasha Banks/Paige situation that happened around a year ago that there was no one at fault there (besides doctors who shouldn’t have cleared Paige) but you bet your ass had they decided to turn Sasha heel and have her claim that she ended Paige’s career that she’d have sustained that heat for years because she’s one of the best heels in the business. (You know, someone who is TALENTED.) Anyways. this match wasn’t good at MITB and it’s not going to suddenly be better. Unless they’re dumb enough to put the title on Nia even though the heat’s gone, which subsequently confirms Ronda to win the Rumble, then Ronda retains end of story.

Prediction: Ronda Rousey

Ladder Match
Elias vs. Bobby Lashley

So why is Bobby Lashley’s character bending over and showing everyone his ass? Is this how you’re going to make me care about someone who is boring as fuck? Because, no. Anyways, why the fuck is this a ladder match? THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER MATCHES THAT COULD BE THE LADDER MATCH AND THIS IS THE ONE? THERE ISN’T EVEN A TITLE. Make it a guitar on a fucking pole match if you want to do this bullshit.

Prediction: Elias

TLC Match
Braun Strowman vs. Baron Corbin

Are we sure this match is even still happening? Also, WHY IS THIS A TLC MATCH?? How about just a table match?? WHAT DO THESE TWO NEED LADDERS FOR? And does anyone actually care? They’ve missed the boat with Braun. It’s over.

Prediction: Braun Strowman

Chairs Match
Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton


Okay, I’m not going to yell about them getting the chairs match because who gives a shit about that. But, do we really NEED this match? I’m thinking no.

Prediction: Rey Mysterio

Mixed Match Challenge Finals
Jinder Mahal and Alicia Fox vs. R-Truth and Carmella

Okay, let’s be real, no one’s been watching Mixed Match Challenge. It was fun the first time, but they did it again too soon, announced no stakes until two thirds the way in when 90% of the people you’d want to win that were already gone, you had bad teams for the most part, and almost every team got switched up from random injuries to the point where these are the only two teams that didn’t end up with a mix up somewhere. That being said – THESE ARE YOUR TWO OPTIONS FOR THE #30 RUMBLE ENTRIES??? JINDER AND ALICIA OR R-TRUTH AND CARMELLA? What fucking drugs are you on? We knew it would come down to this weeks ago because you kept booking other people from other teams in actual matches on this PPV – it was like you completely forgot that the finals for this were on the PPV and now that you’ve added these stakes  to give to either a garbage team or a comedy team so you’ve completely fucked up this situation. You had the perfect opportunity to still put Bayley in this match because Finn was removed this week and replaced with Apollo – you could have put Bayley in here with Apollo against Truth and Carmella because this is in Bayley’s hometown and you have a legitimate person for the women’s number 30, at least. No one at the rumble’s ever going to be like “WHO’S 30?” and then give a fuck at it being Jinder or Alicia. Number 30 either needs to be a surprise or someone legit. Alicia Fox coming out at 30 is irrelevant. Same with Jinder. Truth and Carmella too, but at least I like them. They’re winning. And if they’re smart, they’ll have them defend their number 30 spot in the coming weeks.

Prediction: R-Truth and Carmella

Tables Match
Natalya vs. Ruby Riott

So somehow Natalya ended up in a match I care about. That’s weird considering she’s terrible. But let’s be real – this match is great because of Ruby. I don’t really care about the story that much because I could give two shits about Natalya being sad, but the Riott Squad is one of few bright spots on Raw these days and it’s both nice to see a women’s feud on PPV not related to a title feud AND in a tables match no less, as well as Ruby getting to be part of that. I think the best way to do this is, even though it’s not a handicap match, have Natalya end up putting both Liv and Sarah through tables, only for Ruby to put Natalya through a table to win.

Prediction: Ruby Riott

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Cedric Alexander


We have the rematch between Murphy and Cedric from Super Showdown and if it’s as good as their first match, I am excited. I’m hoping Murphy retains but it could go either way.

Prediction: Cedric Alexander

Triple Threat Match for the WWE Blue World Tag Team Championship
(c) The Bar (c) vs. The Usos vs. The New Day


WHY IS THIS NOT A LADDER MATCH? (OR TLC??)

Prediction: The Bar

Finn Balor vs. Drew McIntyre

This will probably be the highlight of the show from the Raw part of things as far as I’m concerned. Drew should be the guy they push going forward on Raw as the top guy.

Prediction: Drew McIntyre

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Dean Ambrose


Why this, the feud on the show’s poster, isn’t Raw’s TLC match – I have no idea. They’ve done a ladder match and it’s a personal feud. Regardless – Dean, I’m happy you’re a heel, but your gimmick is fucking awful. Sorry not sorry. Do something different. That being said, Dean needs to win. Seth should be winning the Rumble and moving on from this title to the universal title.

Prediction: Dean Ambrose

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. A.J. Styles

Why is THIS not a gimmick match? Hello??? Anyways, if Daniel Bryan’s new character is an angry liberal then I’m all for it because that’s one of the best things you can be. Making trashbag racist/sexist/homophobic conservatives angry is so much fun and that while he’s technically a “heel,” that makes him one of the biggest faces in the business. More of this please. I want him to go into every show finding out what the psycho conservatives in that town are fake outraged about the most on that day and cut a scathing promo about their ignorance and get ALL of the boos so we can laugh about how trashy those people are. And, A.J., you’re great and all, but your reign got boring and was too long – you can move on to something else. Go feud with and put over Andrade.

Prediction: Daniel Bryan

Triple Threat TLC Match for the WWE Blue Women’s Championship
Becky Lynch (c) vs. Charlotte vs. Asuka

This is the main event as if there wasn’t any question. I’m so happy Asuka is in this although I have no idea what Charlotte’s done to deserve another shot at the title because SHE LOST TO BECKY CLEAN TWICE. GET TO THE BACK OF THE LINE. YOU’RE AWFUL. Now, if Becky loses so she can win the Rumble and then beat Ronda for the title in the main event of Mania then I’m cool with it. If she loses it and doesn’t win the Rumble then there’s a problem. I’d almost rather she lose it if I’m given the promise of her winning the Rumble. Although if I’m honest, Raw will fuck her up and we know that. So if  she kept the title, I won’t complain. If Ronda loses the title and wins the Rumble to face Becky at Mania and lose, that’s also cool. Regardless, if Becky loses, PUT THE BELT ON ASUKA.

Prediction: Charlotte

Anyways, review on Sunday as always.

WWE Survivor Series 2018 Review, Comments, Etc.

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Fuck this show.

Preshow tag team match was fun. (Tag Teams)

Women’s Elimination Tag was fun when Sasha/Asuka or Bayley were in it but that’s about it. Naomi got eliminated immediately from one Tamina kick but Mandy gets punched in the face by facebreaker but kicks out – and you try to tell me this company isn’t racist. But we didn’t get nearly enough of Sasha and Asuka before Nia fucked everything up and won.

Rating: **1/2

Seth beat Shinsuke in a good match. No Dean because stupid.

Rating: **1/2

AOP defeated the Bar but everyone was distracted by Enzo getting kicked out of WWE AGAIN. Oh Enzo, you’re innocent but you’re still trash.

Rating: *1/2

Buddy Murphy defeated Mustafa Ali to retain the Crusierweight Championship in a good match.

Rating: ***

The men’s elimination tag match was bad. Just….no. Team Raw won. Joy.

Rating: **

Ronda Rousey defeated Charlotte via DQ when Charlotte went psycho and turned heel…..and the crowd cheered it because they are absolute morons.

Rating: **1/2

And finally Brock Lesnar defeated Daniel Bryan in a good match. I got nothing. I don’t care.

Rating: ***

Overall, fuck off.

Overall Grade: C

WWE Survivor Series 2018 Final Card and Results

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WWE World Heavyweight Champion vs. WWE Universal Champion
Daniel Bryan (c) vs. Brock Lesnar (c)
My Winner: Daniel Bryan
Probable Winner: Brock Lesnar
Winner: Brock Lesnar

WWE Intercontinental Champion vs. WWE U.S. Champion
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (c)
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Shinsuke Nakamura
Winner: Seth Rollins

WWE World Tag Team Champions vs. WWE Blue World Tag Team Champions
(c) Authors of Pain (c) vs. (c) The Bar (c)
My Winners: The Bar?
Probable Winners: The Bar
Winners: Authors of Pain

Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte
My Winner: Don’t Care
Probable Winner: Ronda Rousey
Winner: Ronda Rousey

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Mustafa Ali
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Buddy Murphy
Winner, and still WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Buddy Murphy

Team Raw (Drew McIntyre, Finn Balor, Braun Strowman, Bobby Lashley, and Dolph Ziggler) VS. Team Smackdown (The Miz, Shane McMahon, Rey Mysterio, Jeff Hardy, and Samoa Joe
My Winners: Meh
Probable Winners: Team Raw
Winners: Team Raw

Team Raw (Ruby Riott, Mickie James, Natalya, Tamina, and Nia Jax) vs. Team Smackdown (Asuka, Naomi, Sonya Deville, Carmella, and ?)
My Winners: Meh
Probable Winners: Team Raw)
Winners: Team Raw

Team Raw (Revival, B Team, Roode and Gable, Lucha House Party, and Ascension) vs. Team Smackdown (Usos, New Day, Colons, SAnitY, and the Club)
My Winners: Meh
Probable Winners: Team Smackdown
Winners: Team Smackdown

NXT Takeover: War Games II Review, Comments, Etc.

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Well, that show was insane. NXT War Games has come and gone and it’s yet another great installment – however, it’s not without disappointment.

The show started with Matt Riddle squashing Kassius Ohno in seven seconds for funsies.

Now, the only disappointment came with the women’s title match. Shayna Baszler defeated Kairi Sane 2-1 to retain the championship in a two out of three falls match. It’s not necessarily that Kairi lost because I don’t really have anything against Shayna even thought I like Kairi way more, but the match was far too short and had too much interference from the MMA Ponies for me to enjoy it. I thought we were going to actually going to get an extended match considering there’d been four announced matches and Triple H actually said this being 2 out of 3 falls meant it was going to get time. But, nope. It was nice to see Dakota and Io get involved but really this match wasn’t good. And really where do they go from here? Who takes the belt from her? I can’t buy Dakota winning, Nikki Cross can go the fuck away, and I would like Io to have some time before she’s the champion. So then who? Candice LeRae? Kairi never should have lost the belt back – they messed this story up.

Johnny Gargano vs. Aleister Black was physical as fuck. Like every single knee and kick to the face that could have happened did happen. The final three matches on this show were all insane and you have to see them. Aleister won which I was kind of surprised about but it was great.

Velveteen Dream had the match of his life against Tommaso Ciampa but failed to win the NXT World Championship. There were several moments in here where it seemed like Dream had it but it wasn’t enough.

And finally, the War Games match between Undisputed Era and Ricochet, Pete Dunne, and War Raiders was flat out madness. I can’t even begin to describe it so just go watch it.

Anyways, if it was’t for the women’s match being underwhelming, the show was great.

NXT Takeover: War Games II Final Card and Results

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War Games Match
Undisputed Era (Adam Cole, Kyle O’Reilly, Bobby Fish, and Roderick Strong) vs. Ricochet, Pete Dunne, and War Raiders
My Winners: Either
Probable Winners: Undisputed Era
Winners: Ricochet, Pete Dunne, and War Raiders

NXT World Heavyweight Championship
Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Velveteen Dream
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Tommaso Ciampa
Winner, and still NXT World Heavyweight Champion, Tommaso Ciampa

Johnny Gargano vs. Aleister Black
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Johnny Gargano
Winner: Aleister Black

Two out of Three Falls Match for the NXT Women’s Championship
Shayna Baszler (c) vs. Kairi Sane
My Winner: Either
Probable Winner: Shayna Baszler
Winner, and still NXT Women’s Champion, Shayna Baszler

Matt Riddle vs. Kassius Ohno
Winner: Matt Riddle

WWE Survivor Series 2018 Predictions, Comments, Etc.

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Two of these people aren’t on the show. Anyways, I’m kind of intrigued with how this show will go now that Daniel Bryan is both the champion and a heel, but the rest of this show I don’t think will be anything significant. I guess I’m just hoping it will turn out to be fun.

Elimination Tag Team Match of Tag Teams
Team Raw (Bobby Roode and Chad Gable, The B Team, The Ascension, The Revival, and Lucha House Party) vs. Team Smackdown (The Usos, The New Day, The Colons, The Club, and SAnitY)

It’s the only preshow match and it’s a clusterfuck. Also the B Team is so irrelevant that I listed them as Slater and Rhyno originally. Raw’s tag division is awful and Smackdown has the Usos and New Day on it, they win.

Prediction: Team Smackdown

WWE Cruiserweight Championship
Buddy Murphy (c) vs. Mustafa Ali


Guys! Cruiserweights on a PPV for real! Buddy Murphy!! Mustafa Ali!! YAY! Anyways, I doubt the title changes.

Prediction: Buddy Murphy

WWE World Tag Team Champions vs. WWE Blue World Tag Team Champions
(c) The Authors of Pain (c) vs. (c) The Bar (c)

So a couple of authors walk into a bar, one says (HEAVY BREATHING) and the other one says (INCOHERENT RAMBLING) followed by “AOP!” and the Bar punches them in the face with a Big Show.

Prediction: The Bar

Ronda Rousey vs. Charlotte

You know, it sucks what happened to Becky (FUCK NIA JAX) and all but, there is a silver lining. Becky doesn’t have to potentially lose to Ronda. Becky could end up facing Ronda at Mania in the main event (maybe??). AND THIS MATCH WON’T HAPPEN AT MANIA AND WON’T MAIN EVENT THANK GOD! Sure, would we rather see Asuka vs. Ronda? Sure, but do we want Asuka to just be squashed? No. So do this, Ronda wins, move on.

Prediction: Ronda Rousey

Elimination Tag Team Match
Team Ruby (Ruby Riott, Mickie James, Natalya, Tamina, and Fuck Nia Jax) vs. Team Asuka (Asuka, Naomi, Carmella, Sonya Deville, and ???)


There’s not that much to be excited for here unfortunately. Why is Nia still here? Why is Tamina? NATALYA? If Bliss was smart she’d have Sasha/Bayley/Nattie since they beat all of the Riotts but she’s not that bright apparently. EMBER MOON FFS. Who’s the final spot on SD? Mandy? An IIconic? Nikki Cross??

Prediction: Team Ruby

WWE Intercontinental Champion vs. WWE U.S. ChampionS
Seth Rollins (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura (c)

This match is all about “Is Dean going to cost Seth the match” and yes, he is.

Prediction: Shinsuke Nakamura

Elimination Tag Team Match
Team Drew (Drew McIntyre, Finn Balor, Braun Strowman, Dolph Ziggler, and Bobby Lashley) vs. Team Joe (Samoa Joe, Rey Mysterio, The Miz, Jeff Hardy, and Shane McMahon)


Does anyone care?

Prediction: Team Drew

WWE Universal Champion vs. WWE World Heavyweight Champion
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Daniel Bryan (c)


Well surely this match is what’s going to interest everyone now after what happened on Smackdown. First off it’s heel vs. heel which is weird. Who will people root for? Is A.J. going to cost Bryan the match? Do they want Bryan to lose his first full match as a heel? I have to guess that A.J. costs him it.

Prediction: Brock Lesnar

Anyways, review Sunday as always.

NXT Takeover: War Games II Predictions, Comments, Etc.

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Well Survivor Series and Takeover War Games weekend is here and it’s time to make some predictions. I’m pumped for Takeover and well, Survivor Series will be interesting I guess. I’ll be honest, though – I’m kind of wrestling’d out at the moment. After this weekend I’m going to need a break. And I don’t have much to say.

Aleister Black vs. Johnny Gargano

So Gargano did it! He attacked Aleister before Brooklyn and now he’s a heel. At least for now. Hard for me to believe he won’t get the win now that he’s joined the dark side.

Prediction: Johnny Gargano

Two out of Three Falls Match for the NXT Women’s Championship
Shayna Baszler (c) vs. Kairi Sane


The end of this feud is here and Shayna’s retaining unless that injury was legit or she’s being called up. Not much else to say.

Prediction: Shayna Baszler

NXT World Heavyweight Championship
Tommaso Ciampa (c) vs. Velveteen Dream


Ciampa is still the GOAT and Dream is still awesome. However in the end, Ciampa retains.

Prediction: Tommaso Ciampa

War Games Match
Ricochet, Pete Dunne, and War Raiders vs. Undisputed Era


This match is going to be insane. No doubt about that. Since Undisputed Era won last year I think they aren’t going to fare as well this time.

Prediction: Ricochet, Pete Dunne, and War Raiders

Anyways, I can’t wait, despite my lack of anything to say.

UltimaLucha Cuatro Review, Comments, Etc.

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What the hell just happened? Anyone care to tell me because a lot of shit just went down.

So first, Aerostar got the other part of the amulet from Captain Vasquez, and thusly she crumbled in a pile of ashes. Apparently Aerostar needed the amulet for something we’d see later.

The first match was the Trios Championship Elimination match between the Reptiles, Rabbits, and Ivelisse and company and this was a fun match. The spot of the match was the diving C4 off the balcony onto the rest of the competitors. It was crazy. I was really surprised that the Rabbit Tribe was eliminated first, and even moreso that the Reptile Tribe retained the titles.

Taya then defeated Ricky Mundo rather handily, defeating him with an STF. She took Rosa and left Ricky with nothing. This escalates later.

The main event of night one was Son of Havoc vs. Killshot Mask vs. Mask in a great match. It got a lot of time and each time you thought it was over, it wasn’t. Havoc won and Killshot lost his mask. He says that his name is Jermaine Strickland and that he’s been wearing a mask to hide his identity. The first night closes with Dante Fox dismissing Jermaine from duty.

The second night began with Johnny and Taya in the locker room with Johnny getting ready. After he leaves, Rosa starts talking to Taya and then possesses her.

The first match was Fenix vs. El Dragon Azteca Jr two out of three falls. It was really fun. Fenix got the first fall really quickly before EDA tied it up. Antonio Cueto then made the third fall falls count anywhere. Eventually Melissa Santos tries to stop EDA from hurting Fenix more and naturally costs him the match. Fenix wins and Melissa leaves upset.

Shaul Guerrero is then brought out to announce the rest of the show, but not before having to fight Famous B off with Chavo.

Next was The Mack vs. Mil Muertes in a Death match and this was another fun match. I was surprised to see Mack win this but I’m not upset about it to say the least. Three stunners and a brick to the head and Mil is down.

Johnny Mundo then defeated Matanza in a Sacrifice to the Gods match. It was more like a combination of a match and a race because the gauntlet got tossed to multiple places and Johnny had to use some parkour to get to it. After it looks like Matanza put Johnny through a ceiling, Johnny comes back out and punches Matanza to defeat.

Next Aero Star gets the gauntlet back from Johnny who surprisingly agrees after deciding no god gets to share his body.

And in the main event, Pentagon Dark regained the Lucha Underground Championship from Marty the Moth in a Cero Miedo match which I can really only describe as bloody as fuck. Marty was covered in it from right off the bat. The match was insane, but I’m disappointed Marty lost. I don’t know why Reklusa showed up AFTER the match and not during it to save Marty from the arm break.

After the match Vampiro comes in and gives Pentagon the belt before kicking him in the nuts, naturally. They fight and another guy we’ve seen only once before at the end of UltimaLucha Tres comes out – Vampiro introduces him as his master and the two moves he did were crazy. Whomever this guy is he seems great.

Then the god that’s inside of Jake Strong makes Jake Strong’s body walk out there and he cashes in gift of the gods and now the god that’s inside Jake Strong is the Lucha Underground Champion.

And then we got a lot of insane developments that we always do.

1) Aero Star, EDA, and Cuerno are seen with the gauntlet and the amulet. They have plans for both.
2) Black Lotus is shown with the gauntlet, she fights and subsequently kills Matanza after pulling his heart out. She gives the gauntlet back to EDA but then Jake Strong shows up and breaks their ankles and takes the gauntlet.
3) Johnny Mundo goes to celebrate with Taya but she is Rosa now, and Rosa chokes him seemingly to death.
4) Agent Winter, Antonio, and the lord are in the limo. They mention that all of the gods have taken hosts now. (Jake Strong, Rosa, Matanza, the gauntlet.) Strong gets in the limo and mention that Matanza is dead.
5) THE LORD IS WADE BARRETT
6) Aero Star goes back in time to Dario’s funeral and opens the casket and gives him the amulet. Dario wakes up, Aero Star says “Come with me” and Dario says WHAT THE FUCK and the show ends.

All of that is insane and I may have missed something. I can’t wait until season five.